Monday, July 9, 2012

This Year's Least Popular Summer Jams

Summer is an idyllic time of lazy days relaxing in the sun, all set to a seemingly endless soundtrack of catchy new pop songs. These tunes seem custom-made to capture the electric sense of fun and possibility in the air, but for every hot summer jam that climbs the charts each year, there are dozens at the bottom that just never made the cut. Here are some songs that’re guaranteed to not be blasting from any beach parties, dance clubs or passing convertibles this summer.

-“I'm An Abusive Egotistical Man-Child With Rage Issues & You’re My Co-Dependent Duet Partner Who Suffers From Low Self Esteem And Possibly Even Stockholm Syndrome”-Chris Brown & Rihanna

-“Let’s See Some Rib Cages Up In Here!”-Princess Poor Body Image

-->“Some Absolutely Horrible Piece Of Crossover Country Garbage That We’re Phoning In Yet Again”-Rascal Flatts

-“Restore My Foreskin”-The Kirk T. Winthrop 5

-“Dreaming Realistic Dreams & Not Living Beyond My Means”-MC Fixed Income

-“This Week With George Stephanopoulos Opening Theme”-Remix (Feat. George Will)

-“Weekend Dad (Joint Ku$tody)”-The Baby Momma Drama Society

-“I’m Seasick & Allergic To Champagne (AKA I Hate This Yacht Party!)”- DJ Buzzkilla

-“(It Ain’t A Party Til) My Mamma’s In The Hot Tub”- Cardio Funk Attack

-“There’s Cat Hair On Like, Literally Everything”- A Halo Of Bananas

-“Huffin’ Gas and Kickin’ Ass”- The Meth Labradoodles

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