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Stand Up Coward 34: Book Deal

2011-12-26T22:31:00.000-05:00

Hey, did your blog recently sign a book deal with an advance in the low to mid-six figures? Well two things: 1) You are living proof that the new digital social media paradigm is all about leveraging aggregate network platforms and real time analytics to bridge the burgeoning divide that's been separating traditional market forces and online content driven visibility trends & 2) Congratulations, no one (besides a small circle of your family and friends) is ever going to read your book.

Stand Up Coward 35: Boner Pills

2011-04-12T20:26:00.000-04:00

Someone finally has the guts to stand up to that couple from the end of those Cialis commercials. This joke, which has seemingly been plucked from 2003.

Stand Up Coward 33: The Sound Of One Hand Clapping

2011-01-04T21:07:00.001-05:00

We're about to get real deep with some philosophical shit right now.

Stand Up Coward 32: Charlie Sheen

2010-11-14T10:09:00.000-05:00

Get well Charlie Sheen. Or at least well enough so that you can co-star in the sequel to the 1990 blockbuster "Men At Work" with your brother Emilia Estevez.

Stand Up Coward 31: Crystal Meth

2010-10-05T23:27:00.004-04:00

Finally, someone has the moral courage to stand up for our nation's growing army of tweakers, crank heads and lifeless meth-zombies.

Stand Up Coward 30: Yo Mama So Dumb

2010-08-13T22:43:00.005-04:00

"Somebody" said that yo mama is real dumb. If I were you, I'd investigate this outrageous claim by watching the video below.

Stand Up Coward 29: The Tears Of A Con

2010-05-22T14:31:00.004-04:00

In addition to toilet wine recipes, watching MSNBC's "Lockup" continues to provide a wealth of knowledge about prison life.

Stand Up Coward 28: Fooood!

2010-02-27T12:40:00.001-05:00

Are you a foodie? If so, don't you feel like a big baby every time you say the word "foodie"?

Stand Up Coward 27: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

2010-02-06T19:00:00.001-05:00

Don't ask. Don't tell. Perhaps laugh?

Stand Up Coward 26: NWA

2010-01-30T10:18:00.002-05:00

2 Fold Question: Do you like music trivia/What prog-rock band was formed in 1968 by Chris Squire and Jon Anderson?
1 Fold Answer: Yes.

Stand Up Coward 25: International Star Registry

2009-12-19T13:34:00.002-05:00

Are you looking for the perfect gift for that special someone this holiday season? Then why not consider the International Star Registry?

Stand Up Coward 24: Near-Death Experiences

2009-12-12T11:55:00.002-05:00

Finally some compelling, undeniable, conclusive, incontrovertible, unequivocal, irrefutable proof of near-death experiences. Or not.

Stand Up Coward 23: Stealing WiFi

2009-11-21T10:45:00.001-05:00

Is stealing WiFi really stealing? The answer may not surprise you.

Stand Up Coward 22: Drinking Benders

2009-10-09T14:28:00.003-04:00

This post's joke comes courtesy of our old friend Box Wine Charlie. Thanks Box Wine!

Stand Up Coward 21: Rush

2009-09-03T23:23:00.005-04:00

Conservative radio host or Canadian math rock wizards? The eternal struggle for control of the name Rush continues onward.

Stand Up Coward 20: Web Porn

2009-08-24T13:44:00.002-04:00

Some keen societal ruminations about online porn.

Stand Up Coward 19: Super Hero Fun Facts

2009-08-13T19:25:00.003-04:00

Impress your comic book friends with these fun facts about The Mighty Thor's homeland of Asgard.

Stand Up Coward 18: Obama Birthers

2009-07-30T17:11:00.003-04:00

Are the Obama "birthers" completely nuts or just crazy from the heat? Click below to find out the answer.

Stand Up Coward 17: Chaplin vs. Hitler

2009-07-19T14:28:00.003-04:00

Charlie Chaplin vs. Hitler. The battle rages on.

Stand Up Coward 16: Does America Have A Gender?

2009-06-30T20:26:00.003-04:00

Happy 4th of July Mr. and Mrs. America!!

American Apparel Sucks

2009-06-06T19:27:00.005-04:00

Part 1 in a 63 part series detailing how and why American Apparel sucks.

Jason Bell, Big Foot, Philip K. Dick And A Toxic Cloud Of Nerve Gas Walk Into A Bar

2009-05-29T14:01:00.002-04:00

To celebrate my friend Jason's birthday, I commissioned a joke from Mexico's top stand up comedian Professor Loco, who masterfully provides a new twist upon an old favorite.

And as per an e-mail request I received from Loud Dobbs, here's the English translation.

Stand Up Coward 13: A Capella Groups

2009-05-13T11:29:00.005-04:00

Its high time someone stood up to the social and political juggernaut of them Whiffenpoofs.

Gay Marriage & Drug Legalization

2009-05-04T13:56:00.002-04:00

Wherein we discuss the heady political topics of legalizing gay marriage and drugs.

Burnt Toast And Strokes?

2009-04-14T22:36:00.001-04:00

Stand Up Coward provides you, the home viewer, with some valuable medical advice.

The Grateful Dead

2009-04-04T20:49:00.003-04:00

The Grateful Dead are out on tour again, so you know what that means. Its time to break out the Birkenstocks, Baja ponchos and obvious hippie jokes.

Virtual Larry The Cable Guy Roast

2009-03-15T15:50:00.002-04:00

Hey, did you know Comedy Central's doing a roast of Larry the Cable Guy? While I know that making fun of Larry the Cable Guy for sucking is a little like making fun of Michael Jackson for being batshit crazy, its always fun putting a new spin on the obvious, so enjoy this virtual comedy roast of America's least funny comedian.

30 Rock

2009-02-27T13:39:00.001-05:00

Are you a fan of the hit show "30 Rock"? Oh. Well then you probably shouldn't watch this, then.

Octomom

2009-02-16T17:23:00.002-05:00

A quick thought about the "Octomom", who by the way (spoiler alert!) has been named as a new super villain in the next Spider-Man movie.

Strictly For My Ghost Huntaz!

2009-02-12T21:52:00.009-05:00

Have you ever wasted an entire Sunday afternoon trapped on the couch, unable to move because you were waist deep in the middle of a Ghost Hunters marathon? No? Oh. I guess it's just me, then.

Kids Today Are Lazy

2009-02-05T13:57:00.002-05:00

For irrefutable proof of this fact, please watch below.

Fame

2009-02-02T13:14:00.002-05:00

Andrew Lowder ruminates on the fickleness of that insatiable crack whore with ADD known as "fame".

Send In The Scammy Clowns

2009-01-30T11:08:00.004-05:00

Here’s a short from Andrew Lowder, an up and coming prop comedian and scratch-off lottery enthusiast all the way from Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Elevator gooooing up!

Stand Up Coward#2

2009-01-25T12:46:00.005-05:00

Did you know medical studies show that having a dog or cat as a pet can increase your life span? You did? Well...You should still watch this anyway, Dr. Know-It-All.

First Post!! Abusive Dunks!!

2009-01-19T17:50:00.002-05:00

Here's the first post to get things rolling (as you can see I've set the quality standards quite low), so feel free to send in your standup material/completed clips. As Bill Bellamy says "I suck!". No, wait, as Bill Bellamy says "Who Got Jokes?!"