tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84424992938391293792024-03-19T06:36:39.781-04:00Stand Up Coward!Ever wanted to do stand up comedy, but don’t have the guts and/or 3 hours to kill waiting to get up onstage at your local open mic night? Well Stand Up Coward gives you the chance to finally tell all those jokes you’ve been saving up. Try out your material via onscreen comedian avatar (xtranormal.com is awesome for this) or video of yourself. The only stipulation is to keep’em short (under 2 minutes), so unleash your inner Unknown Comic and have at it! E-mail clips to: turbodork at gmail.comstandupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-82627951532549810672013-12-13T14:14:00.002-05:002013-12-14T17:42:26.124-05:00Leaked Footage From Top Gun 2<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: large; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 17px; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px;">I have a contact at Jerry Bruckheimer Films who managed to smuggle out some dailies from their (until now!) secret production of Top Gun 2. Looks like Tom Cruise has got himself a new wingman ya'll!!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Did you know that before the official release of The Dark
Knight Rises, the character of Bane had a totally different voice and sounded
exactly like Paul Lynde's?!! Check out
the before & after redubbing comparisons of Bane's voice below and listen
for yourself!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">Summer is an idyllic time of lazy
days relaxing in the sun, all set to a seemingly endless soundtrack of catchy
new pop songs. These tunes seem custom-made to capture the electric sense of
fun and possibility in the air, but for every hot summer jam that climbs the
charts each year, there are dozens at the bottom that just never made the cut.
Here are some songs that’re guaranteed to not be blasting from any beach
parties, dance clubs or passing convertibles this summer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“I'm An Abusive Egotistical
Man-Child With Rage Issues & You’re My Co-Dependent Duet Partner Who
Suffers From Low Self Esteem And Possibly Even Stockholm Syndrome”-Chris Brown
& Rihanna </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“Let’s See Some Rib Cages Up
In Here!”-Princess Poor Body Image</span><br />
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--><span style="font-size: 14pt;">“Some Absolutely Horrible
Piece Of Crossover Country Garbage That We’re Phoning In Yet Again”-Rascal
Flatts</span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“Restore My Foreskin”-The
Kirk T. Winthrop 5</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“Dreaming Realistic Dreams
& Not Living Beyond My Means”-MC Fixed Income</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“This Week With George
Stephanopoulos Opening Theme”-Remix (Feat. George Will)</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“Weekend Dad (Joint Ku$tody)”-The
Baby Momma Drama Society</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“I’m Seasick & Allergic
To Champagne (AKA I Hate This Yacht Party!)”- DJ Buzzkilla</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“(It Ain’t A Party Til) My
Mamma’s In The Hot Tub”- Cardio Funk Attack</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“There’s Cat Hair On Like,
Literally Everything”- A Halo Of Bananas</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;">-“Huffin’ Gas and Kickin’
Ass”- The Meth Labradoodles</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Many of us have heard the ringing or plaintive cry of “3
bells!” while shopping at Trader Joe’s, but few have ever been
privy to what this mysterious distress call actually means. A recently uncovered Trader Joe’s employee
handbook, however, has become the long sought after Rosetta Stone for this code
and allowed the true meaning behind all 14 variants of their secret, bell-based
language to finally be deciphered.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>1 Bell</b>-It’s
getting busy. Available crew members please report to open additional registers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>2 Bells</b>-A price
check or assistance finding an item on the shelves is requested. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>3 Bells</b>-A manager
is urgently needed at checkout.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>4 Bells</b>-Please
add more Fleetwood Mac & Supertramp songs to the in-store music playlist.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>5 Bells</b>-Serial
free food moocher needs to be escorted away from the sample station.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>6 Bells</b>-Compulsory
employee food fight in produce aisle.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>7 Bells</b>-Friendly
chitchat with customer at checkout has stalled. Need manager’s assistance to
either change the subject or shut entire conversation down. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>8 Bells</b>-
All is well. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>9 Bells</b>-Dr. Dre
has just entered the building, so ring ‘dem bells. Ring ding dong!!! Ring a
ding ding ding dong!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>10 Bells</b>-Customer
is experiencing a severe allergic reaction to nuts.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>11 Bells-</b>Customer
is experiencing a severe dip in nut protein levels. (Note: If this happens concurrent
with 10 Bells, attempt a blood transfusion from the first customer to the
second.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>12 Bells</b>- Security
is needed to eject a Trader Joe’s Doppelganger (i.e., a customer attempting to
impersonate a TJ’s employee by wearing their own Hawaiian shirt in order to
shoplift). </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>13 Bells-</b>Someone
has summoned Miialkrabrix, the primordial spirit of evil & mischief who can
only be cast back into his demonic realm via the ringing of a silver bell
exactly 13 times.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>14 Bells</b>-Red
alert!!! Whole Foods employees have breeched the perimeter and are attempting
to overthrow this Trader Joe’s branch. Red alert!!!</span></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-50110226135849707672012-05-27T18:24:00.001-04:002012-06-01T15:32:26.905-04:00<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline ! important; float: none; font-family: 'lucida grande',tahoma,verdana,arial,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 14px; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px;">Just in time for Memorial Day Weekend, a Hangover Word Cloud, just for you.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RelS7HXbCcM" title="YouTube video player" width="640"></iframe></span>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-3515244653045272392011-01-04T21:07:00.001-05:002011-01-04T22:03:16.839-05:00Stand Up Coward 33: The Sound Of One Hand Clapping<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">We're about to get real deep with some philosophical shit right now. </span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B6GOZ9ngobs?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B6GOZ9ngobs?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></span></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-88041416124632040592010-11-14T10:09:00.000-05:002010-11-14T10:09:11.426-05:00Stand Up Coward 32: Charlie Sheen<span style="font-size: large;">Get well Charlie Sheen. Or at least well enough so that you can co-star in the sequel to the 1990 blockbuster "Men At Work" with your brother Emilia Estevez.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/igkTnUkn970?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/igkTnUkn970?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> </span>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-28774953006908034252010-10-05T23:27:00.004-04:002010-10-06T22:22:15.161-04:00Stand Up Coward 31: Crystal Meth<span style="font-size: large;">Finally, someone has the moral courage to stand up for our nation's growing army of tweakers, crank heads and lifeless meth-zombies. </span><br />
<object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QR8oEsHSSfE?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QR8oEsHSSfE?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-60336689984527995292010-08-13T22:43:00.005-04:002010-08-13T22:48:39.380-04:00Stand Up Coward 30: Yo Mama So Dumb<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"Somebody" said that yo mama is real dumb. If I were you, I'd investigate this outrageous claim by watching the video below.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eQq0ZA-a7o?fs=1&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4eQq0ZA-a7o?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-25323871127994794792010-05-22T14:31:00.004-04:002010-05-22T14:41:55.437-04:00Stand Up Coward 29: The Tears Of A Con<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">In addition to toilet wine recipes, watching MSNBC's "Lockup" continues to provide a wealth of knowledge about prison life.</span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0qAy2brUerc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0qAy2brUerc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-87895133896427914432010-02-27T12:40:00.001-05:002010-02-27T12:44:43.562-05:00Stand Up Coward 28: Fooood!<span style="font-size:130%;">Are you a foodie? If so, don't you feel like a big baby every time you say the word "foodie"?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uZjurkyUuq8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uZjurkyUuq8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></span>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-72024242157879467802010-02-06T19:00:00.001-05:002010-02-06T19:02:10.489-05:00Stand Up Coward 27: Don't Ask, Don't Tell<span style="font-size:130%;">Don't ask. Don't tell. Perhaps laugh?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1k7omG5tErg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1k7omG5tErg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></span>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-88021024830856296092010-01-30T10:18:00.002-05:002013-12-14T17:47:22.830-05:00Stand Up Coward 26: NWA<span style="font-size: 130%;">2 Fold Question: Do you like music trivia/What prog-rock band was formed in 1968 by Chris Squire and Jon Anderson?<br />1 Fold Answer: Yes.</span><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8AbBlleMZU8&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8AbBlleMZU8&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-11167564503017858892009-12-19T13:34:00.002-05:002009-12-19T13:37:35.982-05:00Stand Up Coward 25: International Star Registry<!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Are </span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">you looking for the perfect gift for that special someone this holiday season? Then why not consider the International Star Registry?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/d4yr-uC_IFE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/d4yr-uC_IFE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> </o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-73504374852778523952009-12-12T11:55:00.002-05:002009-12-12T11:57:49.533-05:00Stand Up Coward 24: Near-Death Experiences<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Finally some compelling, undeniable, conclusive, incontrovertible, unequivocal, irrefutable proof of near-death experiences. Or not.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zzQDiMqA0bA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zzQDiMqA0bA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-87568448481691247342009-11-21T10:45:00.001-05:002009-11-21T10:46:57.374-05:00Stand Up Coward 23: Stealing WiFi<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Is stealing WiFi really stealing? The answer may not surprise you.</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/N02TpckHfBs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/N02TpckHfBs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-27465722426090752542009-10-09T14:28:00.003-04:002009-10-09T14:35:25.846-04:00Stand Up Coward 22: Drinking Benders<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">This post's joke comes courtesy of our old friend Box Wine Charlie. Thanks Box Wine! </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R5guwvyNf6M&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R5guwvyNf6M&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></span></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-77746398094403086902009-09-03T23:23:00.005-04:002009-09-03T23:30:12.143-04:00Stand Up Coward 21: Rush<div><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Conservative radio host or Canadian math rock wizards? The eternal struggle for control of the name Rush continues onward.</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fqJeWWAllP4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fqJeWWAllP4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-28998673108291724402009-08-24T13:44:00.002-04:002009-08-24T13:46:03.977-04:00Stand Up Coward 20: Web Porn<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Some keen societal ruminations about online porn.</span><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NKz-HI7JgFs&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NKz-HI7JgFs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8442499293839129379.post-67932913715397568392009-08-13T19:25:00.003-04:002009-08-13T19:27:19.980-04:00Stand Up Coward 19: Super Hero Fun Facts<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Impress your comic book friends with these fun facts about The Mighty Thor's homeland of Asgard.</span><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rq2lfZyK8qE&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rq2lfZyK8qE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div>standupcowardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08165630783110662540noreply@blogger.com0